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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 05:22

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Biologists finally unravel the surprising story of how humans domesticated pigs - Earth.com

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

Why does monistat lose effectiveness over time for individuals with chronic or recurrent vaginosis or yeast infections?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What do you like about McDonald's?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

Why does a lot of the YouTube community support the MGTOW movement?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some of the most annoying movie clichés?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

I feel so attached and in love with a dead celebrity. My love for anyone else is overshadowed by my love for him. What does this mean?

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do women have sex with dogs?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?